It's always a bad sign when children are quiet

That will teach me to be reading about Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas over at Go Fug Yourself and not paying attention to what the kids are doing behind me.

I was browsing through a posting about Fergie's fashion sense, and looking at the various photos they have on there about her 'emergent' dress sense.

Then I noticed it was quiet behind me and turned around to see my two year old, sitting quietly at the kitchen table busy smearing chocolate all over something.

I gave him a chocolate coin, foolishly presuming he would eat it.

Instead he found something much better to do with it.

Smear it all over daddy's mobile phone.

Yep - he's managed to work it right in between the keys.

Serves me right.

What? What? I can't take an interest in the contemporary music/fashion scene as presented by the Fuggers? Sure I can.

I mean it's not to be taken seriously is it. It's not exactly breaking news.