Excuse the crap pun. I saw this story today on the BBC and just had to mention it.
The All England Club has denied press reports that a "drunken" David Hasselhoff had to be removed from the Wimbledon tennis championships.
How bizarre is that?
Well not as bizarre as the explanation of how he came to cut his arm. He hit his head on a chandelier and "shards of glass entered his arm severing a tendon".
Ok, he's tall but he's definitely not 7 feet tall. Maybe this hotel he was staying in was an oompah loompa hotel or something like that?
You couldn't make this stuff up. Wait a minute! Maybe that's exactly what they did.
"..and would you prefer a smoking or non-smoking room sir?"
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According to an interview with KITT, Michael Knight was taking names and kicking ass, that's what happened.
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